Name: Even Numbers
Duration: P00H04M00S
Description: Joe and I were sitting around having fun with the chorus that I had come up with and we ended up with a bunch of nerdy sex puns based around a popular TV show.

Even Numbers

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Joe and I were sitting around having fun with the chorus that I had come up with and we ended up with a bunch of nerdy sex puns based around a popular TV show.

lyrics

I'm Leonard, you're Penny
Let's not do this dance pretending
That you are going to tell me
That your love for me is ending
I hope you hear me
I will try to be endearing
But through my head you still
Run like a Kenyan

Chorus: Let's all use real even numbers
I've done the math I've got it right
I just want you to tell me
I'll be the one in your dreams tonight
Let's all use real even numbers
I'll tell you how I really feel

I'm Howard, you're Bernie
Come on and let's take this journey
I just want to make sure we
Don't get out of this to early
Come on sweet baby
I don't want to seem crazy
But I'd totally integrate
Under your curves

[Chorus}

Let's all use real even numbers x 8

[Chorus]

I'm Sheldon, you're Amy
Let me just derive you crazy
Oppenheimer wasn't lazy
His explosion's what you gave me
Your functions are so fine
I'll be the tangent to your sine
Your big bang made my stars collide
Your bosons ain't too hard to find

[Chorus] x 3

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from Prostar, released June 27, 2015
Jim Provan - Guitar, Bass, Synth Programming, Drum Programming, Vocals, Writing

Joe Rodey - Backing Vocals, Writing

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Prostar Chicago, Illinois

I'm just a guy who digs writing and recording music. Pop sort of chord progressions, rock/punk sort of instrumentation.

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